Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
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I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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