She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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