that's an acceptable place to lick
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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