My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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