its not stalking. its research.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
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He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
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Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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