How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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