mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i used baking grease as lip gloss
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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