he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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