sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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