You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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