I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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