She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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