There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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