new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
third nipple confirmed
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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