I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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