i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
He felt like a one man threesome
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I think your dad took our porno
And then my night got REAL pukey
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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