Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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