Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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