You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
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Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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