You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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