If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
why do cheetos always look like penises
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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