What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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