Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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