doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
As shirtless as possible
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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