Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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