And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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