i just google imaged poop.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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