from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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