and you said cock pushups were impossible
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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