Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Come see our sink grown plant.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
