we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
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