Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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