so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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