Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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