The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I think a kid would responsible me up
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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