I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
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Everything about him screamed your future.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
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Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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