I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
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And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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