doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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