It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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