I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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