I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
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dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Come on in and take your pants off
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