Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
