Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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