Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
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