we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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