He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
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Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
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I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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