Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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