Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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