But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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