Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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