I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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