All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Randomize
