Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I still have a little drunk in my system
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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