I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
i was born a porn star she said
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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