I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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