Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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