the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
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I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
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all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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